“I had a fever last night and my boyfriend thought the thermometer was a pregnancy test.”

“Look at the way my wife leaves the eggshells in the carton instead of throwing them into the trash.”

“My wife asked me what color I liked the most.”

“The ’my wife/girlfriend made me go to the mall’ support group is underway.”

“My boyfriend put this up on his fridge last April. I left him a note.”

“My girlfriend asked what the ’no’ on this switch meant.”

“Wife decided we needed a HEPA filter in our bedroom. She picked it out and set it up. She said that she didn’t think it worked. I decided to change the filter 6 months later…I blame myself.”

“I spent the whole afternoon installing this. My wife, ladies and gentlemen.”

Her husband wanted to cheer her up when she was giving birth.

“My girlfriend just sent me this image and asked if this was an HDMI cable.”

“My girlfriend uses a timer to wake up instead of an alarm.”

“I’m trying to teach my girlfriend how the thermostat works.”

“My girlfriend says that I own too many video games. I sent her this.”

When you finally understand how to use your girlfriend’s stuff:

“The cat liked this keyboard and my boyfriend came up with a solution.”

“I asked my bf to grab lettuce on his way home.”

“When you leave your husband alone with the garden decor”

“I guess my boyfriend didn’t quite understand when I said he should be the penguin.”

“I’m not sure if my wife understands what freezer bags are for.”